VERNON, Conn. (AP)
-- A syndicated comic strip is getting few laughs in this eastern Connecticut
town where an unusual church design has been held up to nationwide ridicule.
The Sacred Heart Church, a condemned 30-year-old building resembling a pyramid,
was the subject of newspaper cartoonist Bill Griffith's irreverent humor that
animates Zippy the Pinhead -- an unshaven clown whose non sequiturs offer a
snide commentary on life and human foibles. ``Hello?'' Zippy calls out as he
stands before the building in a strip published Wednesday. ``God?'' he asks
in the second frame. ``Whoops. Wrong address, `` he says, walking away. The
Rev. Stanley J. Szczapa, pastor of the Roman Catholic congregation, was not
amused. ``That is absolutely rude, unkind, mean-spirited, and to use a clown
to say it makes it even worse,'' he said. ``What it says to people is God is
not present at Sacred Heart Church.''The church, which is adorned by a cross
above the front door, is not identified in the comic. But Vernon residents recognized
it. ``Everyone knows it is Sacred Heart Church,'' Szczapa said. ``It is a landmark.''Poking
fun at religion almost always guarantees a response, and parishioners sent angry
e-mails to Griffith. Szczapa demanded an apology. Griffith, a Connecticut resident,
refused to apologize. ``I did not intend to insult them, but if they are insulted,
all I can say is that it's not intentional,'' he said. ``My job as a cartoonist
doesn't come with explaining what I do.''The church, built in 1971, was condemned
four years ago when chunks of concrete fell from the ceiling onto pews. Parishioners
now worship at a nearby parish hall. ``For the parish, it's still a source of
pain and sorrow that the church has had these problems,'' said pastoral assistant
Rella Bernabucci. She compared the comic strip to ``putting salt in the wound.'
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